my favorite sayings pt.1 by therealerika, literature
Literature
my favorite sayings pt.1
[mental anxiety,mental breakdown,menstrual cramps, menopause...did you ever notice how most of our problems begin with men?]
[as we grow up we don't lose friends we just learn who our real ones are]
[ i know i don't have the prettiest face for you to look at,or the skinniest waist for you to hold,but i promise i do have the biggest heart to love you with]
[ we are friends..you fight,i fight...you hurt,i hurt...you cry,i cry...you jump of a bridge..im gonna miss you dumb ass]
[when i first saw you,i was afraid to meet you;when i first met you, i was afraid to hold you; when i first held you, i was afraid to kiss you;when i first kissed you
Funny Sayings #1
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target
Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!
Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!
Beer- The breakfast of champions!
There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button
If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised
Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!
If you think life's against you, it probably is
So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Loo